Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!