What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

What do you call a deer with no eye?

NO IDEAR!