Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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A Lamb-orghini!

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Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

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What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes