Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet