How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.