How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.