What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What can you find on neckbeard bread?

M'old.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.