What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.