What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.