What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Beef Jerky

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Beef Jerky

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Nobody knows.

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They both can't ride a bicycle!

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What do you call a sour black guy?

A vinegar

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.