What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic