How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.