Because the shark burped.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Tell Jamal to drop it
David Buoy
Put it down, Tyrone!"
Natalie Wood.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
They having a float-on. it very good
Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted.
Bob
Fur traders.
Bait.
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
All the pairs of floating eyes
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
because he was in Da-Nile
An acappellago
Whatever floats his boat.
Because it can't float.
A: Bob
A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
it floats.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
The floats
Captains Log
A Dell - Rolling In The Deep
Because abortions float.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
A levi-tater.
Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.
That's my buoy !
Bloated.
Natalie.
A day old reddit post.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
A catameringue !
A bulldozer.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
1 sleep until Christmas.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
His brother holding the VCR.
She thought he was too controlling.
She wanted to wash up on shore
A: Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Jail-birds !
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Her mother leaves.
