Because the shark burped.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Tell Jamal to drop it
David Buoy
Put it down, Tyrone!"
Natalie Wood.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
They having a float-on. it very good
Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted.
Bob
Fur traders.
Bait.
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
All the pairs of floating eyes
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
because he was in Da-Nile
An acappellago
Whatever floats his boat.
Because it can't float.
A: Bob
A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
it floats.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
The floats
Captains Log
A Dell - Rolling In The Deep
Because abortions float.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
A levi-tater.
Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.
That's my buoy !
Bloated.
Natalie.
A day old reddit post.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
A catameringue !
A bulldozer.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
A turn-up
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
Ten-ants !
Because they are in sects.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Only Sum
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
In north korea itself.
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
A Poptometrist!
Vulcanized rubber!
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.