How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )