How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.