What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?