What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*