How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Pork Chop Jokes More Pork Chop Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!