How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Archer Jokes More Archer Jokes

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel