How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

deleted

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

Archer Jokes More Archer Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.