How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Archer Jokes More Archer Jokes

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls