How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.