How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!