How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.