Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.