Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !