Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.