What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.