What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"