What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

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