How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun