What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.