What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.