What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.