What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.