What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.