What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit