What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.