What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.