Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit