Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit