What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.