Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!