Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.