Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

removed

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.