Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Jesus may actually return some day.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.