Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Break Clock Jokes More Break Clock Jokes

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.