Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Break Clock Jokes More Break Clock Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!