What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.