Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!