Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )