Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up