What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!