What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.