How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Tuber Jokes More Tuber Jokes

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.