How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.