What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What are you?

Broke.

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket