What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!