Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.