Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.