Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Feyonce

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.