Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.