Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.