What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.