What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged