What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.