What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged