What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.