Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.