Because it was covered in sheet
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Because they are ugly and they stink.
Geodorant.
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Bran He is Hodorless
Because he fell asleep on duty.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
Because their eggs stinked!
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because the trees break wind.
Because it has a turd in it.
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So blind people can hate them too
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
Because they like raising a stink !
Because of the B O
It raises a stink!
Something that stinks and stings!
I am saury.
Kermit the frog's finger
Because their feet stink.
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
Because he had a stinking cold!
Microphones!
You stink at telling jokes."
Because he needed a crap.
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Because its only worth one scent!
chloroform
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
It has the most character.
Penny ...
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Rock and Roll
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Rustle
He was looking for pooh.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Because he couldn't see that well!
