Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Boo man! Boo!

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What's black and smells like people?

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What do you call an agreement between forests?

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Which perfume do you use ?

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