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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
For identification.
Because it has a turd in it.
The bucket
Squish it in your hand.
Because it's a turd!
His surname
He breaks in.
You're getting on my wick.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Too many cheetahs
They Havana no money to spend.
They both turn "o" into "O".
They ran out of san storage
A frog in a blender.
Ohio.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?