What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

100 Leg Jokes More 100 Leg Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."