Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
Walk in with $2 Million.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
A greydient
What up, britches?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
A 100$ bill
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
A centipede on meth.
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Squish it in your hand.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
