Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
You don't want to look down.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
50$
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Denim Denim. Denim
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
100% holy grain
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
He was suicidal.
A centipede on meth.
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
A centipede with athlete's foot !
Squish it in your hand.
squishes out of the room*
