What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong