What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong