What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Warehouse Jokes More Warehouse Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse