What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.