What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!