What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank