What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank