Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!