Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.