Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there