What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.