Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.