Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.