Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire