What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.