Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Because it was a lame joke.
Terri-fried!
They can stick to the subject!
Checkmate!
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
because it did.
Because they were Turkish.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin
A walkie talkie.
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
They're mostly Dum Dums.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
