Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.